Posted by: wegottobefree | May 11, 2009

Funny Quotes and an Amazing Song

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

—Oscar Wilde
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

—Lily Tomlin
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
-Wilensky
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
—Anon
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
—Cullen Hightower
There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
—Dick Cavett
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